Week 6 Review

As all you Yankees fans continue to chew your finger nails down to the skin (Russell, your nails are already gone so no harm done there) with the fate of the season on AJ's shoulders (for the record, I think AJ is gonna pitch a gem, idk why really, probably cause there the Yankees), lets talk some football. Wait, Cody Ross is amazing (Cliff Lee too, WOW). Anyway, I'm really starting to get used to this whole Giants winning every week thing, you Jets fans know what I mean right? A pair of the 2 hottest teams in the league continuing there winning ways and the Giants have a chance to end the Cowboys season (yea I know, its already over) next week on MNF. Jets escaped Denver with a nice victory as well. Now on to the only thing that seems to matter these days... Fantasy Football. Sunday = FFOB (Fantasy Football Over Bitches), I think we can all agree there. And without further ado... Your week 6 review... BOOM



Silk/Stein TBA vs AaronBrooks2JoeHorn

I'm really hoping next week somehow Gabe's team doesn't end up as the headlining matchup (maybe cause I play him) cause it seems every week his matchup finds away to be decided on MNF. Last night, Gabe definitely knew he was in trouble, with MJD needing just about 7 points for Silk/Stein to win it. Speaking with Gabe prior the game, he only had one hope "Die MJD Die", I believe is what he said. Until about 5 minutes ago, I definitely figured Gabe got beat pretty good (probably cause unlike the million other people, I was watching Cliff Lee dominate the Yanks). Then I saw he lost by 0.7 pts. Tough loss Gabe I was rooting for ya. It's easy to look at Gabes team and see what coulda been. A start of Derrek Mason or a start from NE def, or even maybe 1 point out of both Shiancoe or Chicago Def (both ended with 0... ew). But the squad just couldn't get it done. A solid day out of Garcon for Silk/Stein TBA was about the whole good outing on there team. I mean, Brady and Charles had abuot 11 points each, but even without their whole team showing up, they got the W. Thats now 3 wins in a row by the franchise that is still yet to change there name (I dont get it). They hope to continue there winning ways against the Fantasy Phenom (LOL). As for Gabe, like I said earlier, he'll hope to steal a win from Mr. Bojangles next week.

Oh Africa vs AP+PM=Playoffs100%

We'll start off this review with a nice highlight of DeSean Jackson dying...



THAT WAS AWESOME. Man fuck the Eagles. Anyway, with the way Wolff's team has been going, you woulda thought just like DeSean Jackson, AP+PM=EatButt100% would go down and continue their losing ways. Well fortunately before the death of D-Jax, he put up 2 quick scum TDs. Also Gregg Jennings, who is the MOST REALEST NIGGA IN MADDEN, finally broke out on the scene with a big week. The biggest news here could be the loss of the most valuable player in the league, Antonio Gates. Felix and AP chimed in with solid games, so all it took was a decent night from a pissed off Peyton Manning and Wolff would get off the shnide. Well, Peyton did what everyone thought he would and unfortunately for Africa, it was enough to win the matchup. Africa can't get too upset, even with 2 straight losses, his team continues to put up points every week. Ray Rice looks like 1st round form and Bradshaw continues to run all over teams. Orton also continues to put up consistently solid weeks, but Africa has got to be hoping they don't take too many goal line snaps away and give em to Gods child himself, Tim Teblow. Next week Africa takes on red hot Johnson & Johnson conglomerate. As for Wolff, he'll take on another red hot team, the Dri Squad.

Dri Squad vs The Return of the Rash

These 2 teams have been battling. The rash has had an up and down season, while the Dri Squad has been HOT. Welp, those trends continued as the Dri Squad won his 3rd matchup in a row. This is not a team you want to be playing right now (I know believe me). With some solid depth, like Pierre, Matty Ice, and Forsett, his team could be built for the long hall. The team appears to be clicking, with solid weeks out of his 2 rbs, Frank Gore and LdT. LdT has looked phenominal. It sucks for Greene owners, but for Jets fans its a beautiful thing having a 2 headed beast running game (Just ask us Giants fans, Super Bowl cough cough). Roy Williams even showed up and did his gay little hook em horns celebration and played leap frog with Miles Austin. As for Heller, Matt Forte continues to be putting up solid numbers week to week and finally Matt Schaub showed up and put up 20 pts. But with poor weeks out of Best and Bush, it just wasn't enough. If he had started Deon Branch, he would have got the win. If only it was that easy. Next week Heller will take on the coldest team in the league, NY Jets. As for Dri, he'll face off against Wolff, witch is sure to be a big/close matchup.

Johnson & Johnson vs The Co-Conspirators

I've been telling you guys for weeks now, this Johnson & Johnson team is NOT who you want to play right now. With the most points in the league by roughly 40, his team did not disappoint this week. Jeffrey welcomed Ben Rapelsberger back with open arms and he answer by putting up 20 points. He wasn't the only 1 to break out with over 20 points, as did Megatron, CJ2K, and the Torain Train. Even without Maclin, who put up 31 points on his bench, Jeff was able to beat a hot Co-Conspirator squad by 40 points. Hot damn. Great call to start Megatron and Torain, who both had monster games. CJ2K's numbers are a bit scum, with his td and yards coming in garbage time. Even though Malcolm Floyd got hurt, it won't stop Johnson & Johnson. Now he'll just have to start Maclin, lol. As for the the Co-Conspirators, Drew Brees had a great week and so did Mike Wallace. Unfortunately, Wallace's success also helped Big Ben on the opposite side. With Michael Burner and Ronnie Brown struggling, this team could use some work. They'll take on Gani's Greats and hope to avoid a disappointment. As for Jeffrey, he'll hop on the ship and travel to Africa.

Mr. Bojangles vs NY Jets



Bojangles is back babyyyy. After 2 disappointing weeks in a row, Mr. Bojangles finally snapped out of against NY Jets. All but 2 players on his team put up over 10 points as he survived Gumnic's scary and dangerous team. Actually thats a lie. NY Jets is now the coldest team in the league having lost 5 games in a row. Man he must have been on top of the world when he was 1-0. Even with solid weeks out of Tony "I've been saying it for years he's not good" Homo and a great start out of Marshawn Lynch, the rest of the team couldn't pick it up for NY Jets. Gumnic still has some solid players like Nicks and Wayne who will put up points in weeks to come. But if Shonn Greene doesn't start getting some points, he could be in trouble. As for Bojangles, he made a last second decision to start Big Daddy Jacobs over the Law Firm Ben-Jarvis Green Ellis and Associates and it was a good one. Big Daddy had 2 scores and Marshall added 40 receptions. Hell, even Steven Jackson scored a td. Bojangles team is looking good and he'll look for another win against AaronBrooks2JoeHorn. Gumnic hopes to get his first win in years against The Return of the Rash.

Gani's Greats vs The Fantasy Phenom


If anybody wanted a good laugh they could have just looked at Russell's team early in the week. You would have noticed that Russell had 0 running backs to start, all had byes. So it should be no surprise to see that his running backs this week put up a combined 1.8 points. Its a shame because the rest of his team did pretty good. Andre had a big game as did Joe Flaco, and Tennessee Def (what???). But it just wasn't enough to take down the #1 team in the league. The Phenom had solid play out of almost everybody on his team. Led by the Foster Home who once again put up over 20 points. Mendenhall stepped up and Crabtree has been playing very good. The Fantasy Phenom has to be feeling good about his team. He's got great depth and if Arian Foster continues to be the number 1 player in the league, this team will be hard to beat. But next week he faces off in a very interesting matchup against a hot Silk/Stein squad. As for Gani's Greats, they have a bye... wait no, they play the Co-Conspirators in the "Nobody Cares about Devils hockey" matchup.

The league is getting more and more interesting each week as teams continue to make moves and try and solidify a spot at the top of the rankings. Power Rankings and awards will be posted later tonight or tomorrow. To end things here, and in the light of Midnight Madness (yes college bball is almost here), I leave you all with a short video of the NC State bball team straight niggin off last weekend at there first practice.