Week 7 Review

What a week! First the Yanks lose, then the Phils lose... and then the Giants end the Cowboys season, and Tony Homo's aswell. With a win in both leagues, I don't think it could have gone any better. Oh yea it did, the Rangers dominated the Devils. And what a surprise... Gabe's matchup comes down to MNF once again.



Mr. Bojangles vs AaronBrooks2JoeHorn

One of these weeks Gabe's matchup won't come down to the last game of the week. Also, maybe one of these weeks Gabe's team might actually win... probably not though. With the matchup virtually tied going into MNF, it came down to Eli vs Steve Smith. To start off the game, Eli threw 2 pics, immediately putting Bojangles down 4 points. Even with Steve Smith having a great game putting up 20 pts, Bojangles survived a late Eli int to beat AaronBrooks2JoeHorn by 1 point. Behind the impressive playe of Eli's 22 pts, Bojangles rbs continue to be consistent and both McCoy and S-Jax scored 14 pts. Even Bironas contributed with a key 14 pts out of the kicker position. With Dez Bryant finally breaking out, Jacobs and the Law Firm consistently scoring touchdowns, and even Fred Jackson looking like the feature back... Bojangles is looking strong and built for the long-run. As for Gabe, Hines Ward had a nice game with 23 pts and Brandon Jackson with 19, but the big story here was the -2 points that Gabe got out of Denver Def, who let up 53 pts. If he had started Bears Def, he would have gotten 18 pts out of them, and a Win. But he didn't and Bojangles got a big win against a team he had to beat. He will face off against The Return of the Rash next week in hopes of getting his 3rd win in a row. Gabe will take on the Fantasy Phenom in hopes of possibly the biggest upset of the season.

Silk/Stein TBD vs Fantasy Phenom

Sitting at 0-3 just 4 weeks ago, who would have thought that Silk/Stein TBD would be the hottest team in league with 4 wins a row and now a victory over the #1 team in the league. ALSO, who would have thought that a team that started Kenny Britt who had 44 pts, would actually lose. Well it happened and if it wasn't for Britt, the Fantasy Phenom would have lost by a ALOT. Foster having a bye did not help, but I don't think he could have predicted this outcome. Besides for Britt and Rivers, the rest of the Phenoms team put up a whopping 30 pts. Thats just not gonna cut it, and I'm sure Sussman will bounce back and do what is necessary to stay in the upper half of the league. As for Silk/Stein, Dwayne Bowe continues to nig off and very strong games out of Knowshon and MJD all but sealed the win for them. Silk/Stein hope to add to their winning streak next week against the Co-Conspirators. As for Sussman, he'll take on a struggling AaronBrooks2JoeHorn squad in hopes of putting this weeks loss behind him.

Johnson & Johnson vs Oh Africa

And the top teams in the power rankings continue to fall! After losing 2 games in a row, Africa knew he needed a win and it was going to be tough against the #1 power ranked team in league. Jeffrey had to be feeling pretty good going into this matchup with his teams consistently strong play. Well the dead baby fetuses in Africa rose to the action and had a big week. Jason's wrs, including TE, put up a combined 75 points with there impressive play. Colston finally decided to show up in a week in which Drew Brees sucked dick. The key has got to be the consistent play of TO, who had 19 pts this week. On the other hand, Jeffreys team didn't play horrible, but it just wasn't enough. Mike Williams looks good and put up 20 pts and Big Ben will continue to put up points. Even the Torain Train and Hillis look like they could be steady backs. Johnson & Johnson will get Megatron back next week as they take on Dri Squad which I believe could be the game of the week. Africa takes on Gani's Worst which should be a must win for Africa against a woeful team.

AP+PM=Playoffs100% vs Dri Squad

I think most of us thought that this matchup was going to be just a tad bit closer. It wasn't even like the Dri Squad had a bad a week. It was just the league high 177 pts put up my Wolff's team. The real question is, who didn't do good on his team? Everybody but Felix Jones, who had 8 pts, put up over 12 pts. Oh thats incredible. Led by Run DMC's 45 points which included 4 tds, AP+PM=Playoffs100% is looking good and could be in line for the top spot in this this weeks power rankings. Even without Peyton this week, Wolff still got 28 points out of Carson Palmer. Gregg Jennings, who is the realest nigga in madden, looks like he is back on track and AP as much of a sure thing for 20 pts every week as, um, Peyton Manning. And these 2 fuckers are on the same team. Lucky me this team is my rival and I get to play him twice this year. Fuckin eh. Adam, who had won 3 in a row prior to this week, can't get to down. Facing some byes, Frank Gore and Caddy had solid games. Matt Ryan had a great game aswell with 24 pts. With LdT coming back next week, Adam is going to need everything his teams got to take down a Johnson & Johnson team that is coming off a loss. As for Wolff, he'll have the pleasure of taking on the NY Jets who have lossed 6 in a row (lol).

NY Jets vs The Return of the Rash

With Hakeem Nicks having a huge game (again, cause he's amazing) putting up 27 points, NY Jets could have had a chance..... if Jason Witten just decided not to play. Unfortunately he did and he put up 20 pts. Gumnic has now lost a league worst 6 in a row, but the good news is he moved up to 10th place! Thomas Jones continues to play well and Santana Moss had a solid week, but NY Jets just doesn't seem to get enough out of his other players. I'm sorry to say that just as the Giants ended the Cowboys season last night, they also ended any chance of a Gumnic comeback once Tony Homo died. That is now the 5th qb the Giants have knocked out this season. NASTY. As for Heller's team, a big week out of Roddy White, who had 37 pts, all but ended this matchup early in the day. Matt Cassel stepped in for Schaub this week and put up a solid 16 pts as well. The Return of the Rash has had an up and down season and hopefully that trend continues as he takes on Bojangles next week. NY Jets has the pleasure of playing AP+PM=Playoffs100%, who just put up 177 pts. Good Luck Gum, I'm rooting for ya.

The Co-Conspirators vs Gani's Greats



First of all, I just wanted to remind everybody that the Rangers fucked up the Devils on Sunday. No big surprise there cause the Devils suck. Anyway, in the "nobody cares game of the week", the Co-Conspirators beat up on Gani's Greats. Michael Turner finally broke out for the Conspirators with 27 pts. Percy Harvin continues to impress as a very consistent WR and even Chad Johnson showed up and scored a td. As for Gani's Greats a big game out of Joe Flacco and Tennesse def, who continues to put up points as a def, just weren't enough to get Russell a win. Gani's Greats will travel to Africa and the Co-Conspirators will take on a red-hot Silk/Stein TBD.


ALOT went down this week. A bunch of big wins and equally big losses. The power rankings are expected to change quite a bit. Those and the awards will be posted sometime later today. And in light of the NBA season starting and our draft tonight (hopefully), here is Lebron being a fucking jackass...